He's the man
Sunday quotes, inspired by Polergirl . Operator! Give me the number for 911! Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. 'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key? Homer Simpson