Sunday, November 30, 2008

He's the man

Sunday quotes, inspired by Polergirl.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.

'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?

Homer Simpson


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3 comments:

travelling, but not in love said...

My Favourite Homer line is :

"d'oh! nuts! hmm....donuts!?!"

He's a class act.

Cactus Jack Splash said...

I love the black and white roof photo, it seems so serine

Sunny said...

the photo is amazing!

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