Sunday, May 11, 2008

Grab a granny

New money making scheme, rent a wrinkly (no not pimping the over 60s), you take you wrinkly out to your local DIY super store and get them an OAP discount card, then you stand out side and charge 2.5% of the total bill, that they spend in the super store, to anyone who wants to rent your wrinkly for the discount they will get inside, usually around 10%. They save 7.5% on their shop, you rake in loads of money and the wrinkly get a lovely day out with lots of new people. Picture today is of a very colour coordinated farmer.

Now playing: Curve - What A Waste [With Ian Dury]
via FoxyTunes

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Polergirl said...

Ha ha haaaa pmsl!!! :-)


What a FANTASTIC idea - patent it now Brett! Lol!

(Tears streaming down face as vivid imagination now goes into overdrive - heheheheeee!)

babooshka said...

I like your thinking on this one, especially as there are just so many over here. I'm sure they would like to serve the community better, and this idea seems to be beneficial to both parties.

Does this mean I can also use their bus pass, be rude and obnoxious and have lots of booze bought for me as a befriender of the senior citizen. Can I also kick them off the pc in the library when mine crashes and use their discount?

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