Rules and regulations

Quote Sunday, inspired by the poster below it is all to do with rules, regulations and the law.

Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom! Beep! Honk! Honk! Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!
Homer Simpson

An individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.
Martin Luther King Jr.

The laws of gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws.
Douglas Adams

Standard Scrabble rules apply: no kicking, biting
or slapping. No projectiles of any kind

Dilmon, Dilbert

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em.
Otherwise, it's no fun.

Sonny Crockett, Miami Vice


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Now playing: Alisha's Attic - The Golden Rule
via FoxyTunes

Comments

JAMJARSUPERSTAR said…
Miami Vice! How wonderful that you should pepper your more "serious" quotes with little fun quotes like this!

I have a meme for you on my site which doesn't take long to complete (I've counted - 3m 12s for me to do it!)
Ciao

Scarlet xx
aims said…
Looking at that poster I was trying to think how that woman would have managed to fall like that with the door opening the way it did.

Rules....sigh

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